var how_many_ads = 17;
var now = new Date()
var sec = now.getSeconds()
var ad = sec % how_many_ads;
ad +=1;

if (ad==1) {
	subheader="The 411 and a bag of chips";
}

if (ad==2) {
	subheader="All Killer and No Filler";
}

if (ad==3) {
	subheader="Post Your Own 511 Stories";
}

if (ad==4) {
	subheader="Help us waste bandwidth - Post a Link";
}

if (ad==5) {
	subheader="Empty calories for your mind";
}

if (ad==6) {
	subheader="Nothin' but net...";
}

if (ad==7) {
	subheader="Mind numbingly interesting.";

}

if (ad==8) {
	subheader="Not a substitute for human interaction.";

}

if (ad==9) {
	subheader="We do the surfing, so you don't have to.";

}

if (ad==10) {
	subheader="We're not curing cancer.";

}

if (ad==11) {
	subheader="URLs Gone Wild!!!";

}

if (ad==12) {
	subheader="Highbrow. Lowbrow. Unibrow.";

}

if (ad==13) {
	subheader="Short attention span theater.";

}

if (ad==14) {
	subheader="Weird to your mother.";

}

if (ad==15) {
	subheader="Keepin' it surreal.";

}

if (ad==16) {
	subheader="May irritate eyes.";

}

if (ad==17) {
	subheader="It's craptacular.";
}

document.write('<p align=\"right\" class=\"gentext1\">' + subheader + '</p>');