About 247Club.net

Facts about 247Club.net

247Club.net was started as a place for people interested in nightlife to go find out what’s going on and have a little fun.

247Club.net is not to be taken seriously, just take us like the pigs we are.

247Club.net takes no responsibility for stupidity on the site. Everyone has the right be stupid at times – what a great country we live in! Reply, argue or ignore – but don’t attack someone’s right to their opinion, no matter how stupid you may think it is.

There are limits. We will stretch them as far as possible.

No animals were harmed in the making of 247Club.net. (No, wait, there was that one goat… :0 )

247Club.net is not attempting to compete with or replace other club websites. The more the merrier.

Please see your Doctor if you experience any of the following, as they may be symptoms of a serious side effect: blurred vision, pain in wrists and fingers, double vision, alcoholism, unintended pregnancy, herpes, unemployment, bankruptcy.

247Club.net is not owned by Ala Carte Entertainment – they are a supporting advertising partner. 247Club.net is created and operated by a bunch of people in their spare time, some of whom happen to work for ACE.

If you have complaints about the site contact the webmaster: webmaster@247club.net. Or for an actual response just post it on the Motherboard.

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.

Void where prohibited.

Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.

Some assembly required.

Batteries not included.

Slippery when wet.

Contents may settle during shipment.

Call toll free before digging.

Driver does not carry cash.

Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.

Colors may, in time, fade.

Use only as directed.

Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.

No other warranty expressed or implied.

This is not an offer to sell securities.

Lost ticket pays maximum rate.

Your cancelled check is your receipt.

No anchovies unless otherwise specified.

Add toner.

Apply only to affected area.

Mandatory hard hat area.

May be too intense for some viewers.

Do not stamp.

For recreational use only.

Ladies Pay No Cover Before Midnight.

Do not disturb.

Dispose of all sharps here only.

If condition persists, consult your physician.

No user-serviceable parts inside.

Filmed in Technicolor.

Freshest if eaten before date on carton.

Subject to change without notice.

Times approximate.

Simulated picture.

Many suitcases look alike.

You must be at least this tall to ride.

Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.

For off-road use only.

As seen on TV.

One size fits all.

We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.

Drop in any mailbox.

The picture you are viewing has been modified to fit your screen.

Keep cool; process promptly.

Post office will not deliver without postage.

List was current at time of printing.

At participating locations only.

Not the Beatles.

Penalty for private use.

See label for sequence.

Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

Do not write below this line.

Falling rocks.

Place stamp here.

Avoid contact with skin.

Be sure each item is properly endorsed.

Sign here without admitting guilt.

Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.

Employees and their families are not eligible.

Beware of dog.

Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.

Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.

You must be present to win.

No passes accepted for this engagement.

No purchase necessary.

Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.

Shading within a garment may occur.

Use only in well-ventilated area.

Keep away from fire or flame.

Approved for veterans.

Watch the closing doors.

Booths for two or more.

Some equipment shown is optional.

Price does not include taxes.

No Canadian coins.

Not recommended for children.

Prerecorded for this time zone.

Reproduction strictly prohibited.

No solicitors.

Restaurant package, not labeled for retail sale.

List at least two alternate dates.

First pull up, then pull down.

Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only

Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.

Do not taunt happy fun ball.